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Yet More Roman gods and goddess

BELLIFLUFICUS

The God of Belly Button Fluff.

Just to prove you can take almost any Latin-sounding word and find it's a God.

This is obviously absurd, but the Romans had to have a deity for everything so why not? It was always worth taking a chance — the consequences might be terrible if a God was missed out by mistake.

BELLONA

Goddess of War. The tough helmeted Sabine cookie who drives the chariot of MARS.

She also drives a mean spear in the thick of battle. In fact she's a bloodthirsty warrior who loves to rampage on the battlefield.
Rumors abound that under the helmet she may be the sister or wife of MARS. No-one seems very sure. Under the Greeks she was known as ENYO and was just as vicious.

 

CARNA

Also known as CARDEA

Goddess of Door Hinges.

She's one strange nymph (see NYMPHS(2) ) who submitted to sexual advance by JANUS in return for power over door hinges.

She seems keen on the well-being of mortals, especially small children and is particularly fond of being offered bacon and beans.

What does she do to earn her breakfast? She keeps STRIGES out. No, we are not becoming mentally unhinged. Check them out

 

 

STRIGES

Nasty bogey women with vulture clawed feet who come to suck the blood of children in the night.

Now we know why CARNA became Goddess of hinges. It was her job to keep these things out. A creaking hinge is a dead giveaway.

 

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The 2012 ENnie Award Nominations

The 2012 ENnie Award nominations

Thanks to the ENnie Award website for the list.

Best Adventure

• Dead Rock Seven (Pelgrane Press)
• Invasive Procedures (Pelgrane Press)
• Madness at Gardmore Abbey (Wizards of the Coast)
• Streets of Zobeck (Open Design)
• The Rending Box (Pelgrane Press)

Best Aid/Accessory

• DungeonMorph Cards (Inkwell Ideas, Inc.)
• GameMastery Chase Cards (Paizo Publishing)
• Masks: 1,000 Memorable NPCs for Any RPG (Engine Publishing)
• Mutants and Masterminds GM’s Kit (Green Ronin)
• Shadowrun Runner’s Toolkit (Catalyst Game Labs)

Best Art, Cover

• Black Crusade: Core Rulebook (Fantasy Flight Games)
• Cthulhu by Gaslight (Chaosium Inc.)
• Mutants and Masterminds Gamemaster’s Guide (Green Ronin)
• Neverwinter Campaign Setting (Wizards of the Coast)
• Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Beginner Box (Paizo)

Best Art, Interior

• Book of Drakes (Open Design)
• Do: Pilgrims of the Flying Temple (Evil Hat Productions)
• Dragon Age: Set 2 (Green Ronin)
• Legend of the Five Rings, Fourth Edition: The Great Clans (Alderac Entertainment Group)
• The One Ring: Adventures Over the Edge of the Wild (Cubicle 7)

Best Blog

• Campaign Mastery
• Gaming as Women
• Gnome Stew
• Roving Band of Misfits
• Sly Flourish

Best Cartography

• Harker Asylum - Virtual Boxed Set (0One Games)
• Madness at Gardmore Abbey (Wizards of the Coast)
• Mass Transit III (Maps of Mastery)
• Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Jade Regent Map Folio (Paizo)
• The Shadowlands Conversion Guide (BlackStar Studios)

Best Electronic Book

• Advanced Encounters: Terrain Toolbox (Sneak Attack Press)
• Cthulhu Apocalypse: The Apocalypse Machine (Graham Walmsley & Pelgrane Press)
• GURPS Social Engineering (Steve Jackson Games)
• Spookybeans: The Gothic Comics RPG (Chapter 13 Press)
• Way of the Wicked Book One: Knot of Thorns (Fire Mountain Games)

Best Free Product

• Black Crusade: Broken Chains (Fantasy Flight Games)
• Dragon Age Quickstart Guide (Green Ronin)
• The One Ring: Words of the Wise (Cubicle 7)
• The Shadowlands Conversion Guide (BlackStar Studios)
• Pathfinder Module: We Be Goblins! (Paizo)

Best Game

• Cosmic Patrol Core Rulebook (Catalyst Game Labs)
• Do: Pilgrims of the Flying Temple (Evil Hat Productions)
• Hollowpoint (VSCA Publishing)
• Marvel Heroic Roleplaying Basic Game (Margaret Weis Productions)
• Savage Worlds Deluxe (Pinnacle Entertainment Group)

Best Miniatures Product

• Dungeons and Dragons Dragon Collector’s Set (Wizards of the Coast)
• Monster Medallions Set 1: Deadly Encounter Groups (Fiery Dragon Productions)
• Pathfinder Battles: Heroes and Monsters (Paizo)
• Serene Fist Set Four: Katana Schoolgirls vs. Zombie Furries (Okumarts Games)
• Steam Tower (Mayhem in Paper)

Best Monster/Adversary

• DC Adventures: Heroes & Villains, Vol. 1 (Green Ronin)
• Deathwatch: Mark of the Xenos (Fantasy Flight Games)
• Hacklopedia of Beasts (Kenzer and Co.)
• Hunter Sheets Issue Two—An SLA Industries Supplement (Nightfall Games)
• Monster Vault: Threats to the Nentir Vale (Wizards of the Coast)

Best Podcast

• Haste – The Official Obsidian Portal Podcast
• Iron GM
• Jennisodes
• Law of the Geek
• Role Playing Public Radio

Best Production Values

• Hacklopedia of Beasts (Kenzer & Co.)
• Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Beginner Box (Paizo)
• Smallville High School Yearbook (Margaret Weis Productions)
• The One Ring: Adventures Over the Edge of the Wild (Cubicle 7)
• Vampire: The Masquerade 20th Anniversary Edition (CCP Games/White Wolf Publishing)

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Best RPG Related Product

• Carnival Arcane (Midnight Syndicate Soundtracks)
• Complete Kobold Guide to Game Design (Open Design)
• Cthulhu Wrapping Paper (Gaming Paper)
• Lords of Waterdeep (Wizards of the Coast)
• Tales of the Far West (Adamant Entertainment)

Best Rules

• Bulldogs! (Galileo Games)
• Hollowpoint (VSCA Publishing)
• Lorefinder—The Pathfinder / GUMSHOE Mashup (Pelgrane Press)
• Marvel Heroic Roleplaying Basic Game (Margaret Weis Productions)
• Spellbound Kingdoms (T. Shield Studios)

Best Setting

• Ashen Stars (Pelgrane Press)
• Cthulhu Apocalypse: The Apocalypse Machine (Graham Walmsley & Pelgrane Press)
• Cthulhu Britannica: Shadows Over Scotland (Cubicle 7)
• The Investigator’s Guide to Occult London (Pelgrane Press)
• Unhallowed Metropolis, Revised (Atomic Overmind Press)

Best Supplement

• Agents of Oblivion (Reality Blurs)
• Cthulhu by Gaslight (Chaosium Inc.)
• Dungeons and Dragons Player’s Options: Heroes of the Feywild (Wizards of the Coast)
• GURPS Horror, Fourth Edition (Steve Jackson Games)
• Star Hero (Hero Games)

Best Website

• D&D Insider
• Obsidian Portal
• Pathfinder Wiki
• See Page XX – The Pelgrane Press Webzine
• RPG Geek

Best Writing

• GURPS Horror, Fourth Edition (Steve Jackson Games)
• Panopticon (Posthuman Studios)
• Stealing Cthulhu (Graham Walmsley)
• The Investigator’s Guide to Occult London (Pelgrane Press)
• Your Whispering Homonculous (Open Design)

Product of the Year

• Cthulhu Britannica: Shadows Over Scotland (Cubicle 7)
• GURPS Horror, Fourth Edition (Steve Jackson Games)
• Hacklopedia of Beasts (Kenzer and Co.)
• Hollowpoint (VSCA Publishing)
• Madness at Gardmore Abbey (Wizards of the Coast)
• Marvel Heroic Roleplaying Basic Game (Margaret Weis Productions)
• Masks: 1,000 Memorable NPCs for Any RPG (Engine Publishing)
• Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Beginner Box (Paizo)
• Star Hero (Hero Games)
• Stealing Cthulhu (Graham Walmsley)

Lesser known Roman gods and goddess II

VEIVE

God of Revenge.

He wears a laurel wreath, has arrows and keeps a goat. What kind of revenge can one wreak with these items? Something very bizarre and baffling we imagine.

We would be interested to find out more. Has your life been made a misery by a combination of these objects? If so let us know.

VOLTURNUS

We don't know quite where to turn, but possibly an Etruscan River God.

 

 

TERMINUS

Protective God Of Boundaries

Big block of stone. Put a bust of this God's head on top looking stern. Place on any appropriate boundary. Sorted. No need for barbed wire. No need for security cameras.

 

Lesser Known Roman gods and goddess

VOLUPTAS

Also known as VOLUPTA, PLEASURE

Goddess of Pleasure and Bliss.

Being the daughter of CUPID and PSYCHE, you'll understand the kind of pleasure and bliss we're talking about.She keeps a strangely low profile for a Goddess with such promise.

If VENUS is booked up or you feel like an alternative this is the one. The personification of pleasure in all forms.

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