Sunday, August 5, 2012

Elizabethan Curse Generator

Thou brazen folly-fallen codpiece!
Thou saucy unchin-snouted barnacle!
Thou distempered dismal-dreaming hempseed!
Thou grizzled empty-hearted horn-beast!
Thou vain bat-fowling egg-shell!
Thou whoreson flap-mouthed dogfish!
Thou roguish clay-brained crutch!
Thou prating folly-fallen codpiece!
Thou spleeny full-gorged mumble-news!
Thou greasy lean-witted flirt-gill!
Thou goatish shag-eared dewberry!

Elizabethan Curse Generator